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Post by connor james evans on Nov 8, 2008 23:30:30 GMT -5
 CONartist IS SIGNED ONCONARTIST: gahhhhalkndsjbsj. sooo bored. the television is broke and i've sworn off porn for a week.
CONARTIST: so now there's nothing to do! someone save me before i give in to sinful temptation.
CONARTIST: ...or don't.
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 8, 2008 23:55:23 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: seriously what happened to you? the silver lion[/size][/b]: living off television and porn the silver lion: how did you get to this state, man? it isnt like god destroyed all the women on the planet or boozes turned into sand the silver lion: i'm ashamed to call you my best friend, i really am. you lost your touch [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 0:04:19 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: leon!!! <33333
CONARTIST: you know me buddy. not all that good with women. and i never could hold my liquor. XD
CONARTIST: well, i don't know why you weren't ashamed of me before. remember the time i ended up naked in the teacher's lounge? how did that even happen?!?! i'm pretty sure you were behind it...
CONARTIST: anyway, i'm glad to see your pretty little icon. even if you're not too happy to see mine. what's poppin'?
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 0:10:17 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: hah. it's good to be loved. the silver lion[/size][/b]: lol I remember that! xD good times, good times. the silver lion: oh and why are you accusing innocent me? I had nothing to do with that... well maybe a little but not a lot.... the silver lion: and your right about the liquor thing. i should after all those long nights with you, me, and your toilet. the silver lion: not much has been going down lately. kind of boring. and I am happy to see you! finally the chaos can begin! [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 0:18:08 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: don't be so modest. you're the only one smart enough to engineer a plot like that one.
CONARTIST: plus, it didn't turn out all bad. i'm pretty sure mrs. jones liked what she saw. ;] ohhh yeeeah.
CONARTIST: i know. feels like i haven't seen you in ages! we have do something massively unwise very soon. masively destuctive. massively EPIC.
CONARTIST: what have you been doing without me, by the way? pickin' up chicks? making new best friends? riding that damned motorcycle around?
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 0:26:11 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: you're right, why am I kidding myself? the silver lion[/size][/b]: what to plan, what to plan... the silver lion: maybe a giant party, or shooting off fireworks... lol my inner pyro is kicking in. the silver lion: what have I been doing... the silver lion: hm, nothing real interest. except i nearly drowned a few days ago and Emmett saved me. that was a good night. but what else... other than nearly dying, no, nothing really. =P [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 0:33:54 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: hmmm... maybe a book burning or a recreation of the hindenburg? that involves fire...
CONARTIST: maybe we could set up a huge foxhunt. but instead of hunting poor little foxes we could hunt first years. as a sort of... initiation.
CONARTIST: sweet jesus, you almost drowned! okay, this is ridiculous. we can't go this long without talking again. damn, a few more weeks and you could've been hanged for all i know!
CONARTIST: oooooh, emmy-poo, huh?! so he's finally come around? i knew he would. i'll have to thank him for saving your ass. maybe a fruit basket. or some condoms.
CONARTIST: did i go to far with that one? i feel i went too far.
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 0:43:20 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: i like the foxhunt idea. Just need to steal a bunch of rottweilers are we're set. the silver lion[/size][/b]: where the hell do you come up with these ideas though? i'm so lucky to have a random impulsive brain like yours. the silver lion: lol, yeah you have to keep in contact, con. i can get in a load of crap if you leave me alone for even an hour. the silver lion: just a teeny tiny bit. The deal isn't sealed yet man, that last thing I need is your 'subtleness' to freak him out the silver lion: and i thought you were the master of charm. i guess mine hasn't rubbed off on you yet. =P [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 0:51:45 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: you know, i don't know where i come up with them. something about the combination of night time and endorphins. plus i've been playing sonic the hedgehog on my N64 and tails made me think of foxes.
CONARTIST: yeah, obviously. i mean what trouble are you in now, even? are you breathing? do you remember how to feed yourself?
CONARTIST: oh please. i am SO smooth. if anything, YOU learned it from ME. i'll just casually talk to him and tell him he'd be a douche not to date you. politely of course, with just a hint of intimidation.
CONARTIST: but this is a big turn around! i mean, didn't he hate your guts or something? what'd you do to switch him? let me in on the secret!
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 1:09:34 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: aw your playing N64 and you didn't invite me over? ur such a jerk... the silver lion[/size][/b]: sdjkflajfkda the silver lion: oh sorry, I was choking on piece of lint. u need to get here now, con! im going to trip and land on a pencil or a conveniently placed piece of glass! the silver lion: he's the shyest thing in the world. just seeing you come with make him run. the silver lion: and i'm not sure... i don't think i acted any differently and im definitely not complaining. how about you? how's your love life? [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 1:18:23 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: oh, so you approve of N64, but not porn?! they're essentially the same thing!! wait... that didn't come out right.
CONARTIST: i'll come over first thing tomorrow morning and bubblewrap the entire joint. until then, DON'T MOVE. except your fingers. so you can keep talking to me.
CONARTIST: gah, you two are like polar opposites! it's freaking adorable!
CONARTIST: hmm, interesting. maybe he couldn't resist your... i don't know, i'm completely dumbfounded as to why he'd like you. just kidding. <3
CONARTIST: -sigh- nonexistant. still trying to figure shit out i guess. trying to keep my mind off both sexes, actually. which has caused me to cuddle pretty much anything that moves. they're about to kick me out of the locker room, actually. i need affection! tender love and care! and tasty little crackers. i'm hungry.
CONARTIST: see, that's how i keep my mind off it.
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 1:31:06 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: what if I have to go take a shit or something. or i sneeze. or i have to answer the door. or emmett comes in... can't you just do it now for gods sake!! the silver lion[/size][/b]: harharhar. And I agree we are pretty opposites, but it's so cute how he acts sometimes. his little obvious comments, the way hes shy around crowds, how he blushes... the silver lion: ew, you've become asexual? don't tell me you plan on producing by budding or something crazy like that! the silver lion: yeah we really need to get you out. at least if your with me I can make sure you don't do something stupid like begin hugging a security or something like that. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 1:37:32 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: i COULD do it now, but who would you talk to online?
CONARTIST: gosh, you're infatuated! i want to be infatuated with someone! :[
CONARTIST: budding is not completely out of the picture.
CONARTIST: actually, i dont plan on having kids at all. so that's not an issue. i just need to get laid.
CONARTIST: yeah, that's what we've been talking about! we need to hang out pronto. like right now. what time is it? let's go grab something to eat. or something! anything! i'm in leo-withdrawl. which everyone knows is worse than crack.
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Post by leon elias gaulen on Nov 9, 2008 1:45:06 GMT -5
the silver lion has signed on…
the silver lion[/color][/size] is writing a message…[/right]
the silver lion
[/size][/b]: it's late, but I don't mind going out. better than sitting alone in my dorm room surrounded by objects that want to kill me. the silver lion[/size][/b]: at least if you there while im eating you can give me the heimlich or something. the silver lion: or would you rather go to a hot spot? I wouldn't mind doing some flirting, maybe a little manipulating... [/blockquote][/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by connor james evans on Nov 9, 2008 1:53:59 GMT -5
CONartist IS SIGNED ON CONARTIST: hell man, i'm up for anything. as long as i get out of this fucking place, where the silence is trying to do me in.
CONARTIST: why aren't we roommates anymore?!?! ahhh. miss those days.
CONARTIST: let's go clubbing. you could be my wingman. and I could stop YOU from doing anything STUPID. you like EMMETT remember?!
CONARTIST: gosh, you really do need me around. i was just joking before. :]
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